Ghost Tablet scare (or that time when I thought a parasite was living inside my body)

I don't know about the rest of you, but I have this habit of looking at my stool after taking a dump to appreciate what I have brought out into the world. You can imagine my surprise when I noticed what I thought looked like a reptilian egg floating alongside my stool. I tried to splash some water on it to separate it from the main stool, and it just floated there while the rest of the stool broke apart. I spent the rest of the following days worrying I was hosting some parasite inside me. And what kind of parasite will have an egg that size, roughl…